Our Favorite Adult Toys | Singles Week at Condom Depot

Did our previous article about treating your adult toy to a romantic evening really get to you?


If you thought to yourself, “Wow. I wish I had a favorite adult toy that I cared about that much. But I just don’t know what to get,” then help is here. Here, in no particular order, are our favorite toys.

The Magic Wand

The Magic Wand is on everyone’s favorite personal massager list. It has been for like, a billion years, and there’s a reason for it. Unassuming and not too flashy, the tale goes that if a woman can’t have an orgasm, she doesn’t have a Hitachi. Plus, on those nights when you are too tired for sex, it doubles as an amazing muscle massager.

Now, this wand used to be called the Hitachi Magic Wand, but the company changed in the name in 2013 to avoid getting their other non-vibrator products lumped in with this adult toy. You can read more about it, as well as learn to spot a fake, by checking out our article on the Hitachi Magic Wand name change.

The Magic Wand has only two speeds, but that’s all you’ll need. Unlike most vibrators, it also has to be plugged into the wall because the voltage required for such a powerful toy is simply too strong. And if that really isn’t enough, you can always pick up the G-Spot Attachment.

Our favorite review, via Patti from Boston:

Well what would you call a toy that is too big to insert, cannot be used near water, has to be used within 6 feet of a main outlet, is heavy, only has 2 (one useable) speed and is rather noisy (and not cheap). I call it perfection. None of the drawbacks count once its tucked against my sex and I’m soaking up the pure bliss it gives. Nothing touches it PERIOD.

I Rub My Duckie

The first time I saw our line of I Rub My Duckie massagers, I was like, “No way.” Something about the adorable duckie face and the innocence of a bath toy just made it seem silly and unappealing. But then I discovered the legions of fans these little dudes (and their adorable outfits) have online and knew I had to have one. I mean, c’mon. The pirate? There’s so many jokes about plundering salty treasure troves in there, I just can’t even pick one.

The Huffington Post linked to our cute little duckie last week in a slideshow about the Best Valentine’s Day Gifts. And we couldn’t agree more. They do make bath time lots (and lots and lots!) of fun.

Our favorite review, via the aptly named Pirate Whore from Tortuga, Caribbean:

When I first got it I thought it would be too powerful and hurt. Then when I got in the bathtub and tried it out and OH MY GOD! The water helps the vibrations and enhances the WEEE!! feeling. Rubber Duckie does make bath time lots of fun!

Vibrating Johnny


The Vibrating Johnny is one of our top products purchased by couples. But did you know that you can use them solo?

Folks with vulvas can strap them on a dildo either buzzer up or down for some tingles on their clitoris or anus, respectively. And those with penises even enjoy the buzz by putting one on while alone. The ring will keep the blood trapped in the penis longer, so if you’re trying to work on your stamina, these are a good training tool. Check out our How-To Use a Vibrating Ring guide for more tips.

Our favorite review, short and sweet from Ted in Southern Arizona:

If you have not used one of these already, you are missing out. End of story.

Spicy Rabbit (and Supreme)

Marilyn might have thought that diamonds were a girl’s best friend, but you and I know the truth. A girl’s best friend is actually a rabbit. Not a nice, fluffy bunny, but something with a little kick and a whole lotta bzzbzz.

Our Spicy Rabbit comes in a normal and supreme size for a little extra oompf. Not only does this bad bunny have six speeds of rotation and vibration, and the three pulsation functions, it also lights up. Because how cool is that?

Our favorite review from Byron in Lewiston, Idaho:

Wow, she didn’t last long the first time we used the pearl. She loves it.

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