For you single ladies who don’t want to have a wrapper that says “large,” “extra large” or “magnum” mixed in with the regularly sized ones in your bedside drawer (which can cause distress for smaller men) then this is the perfect solution. Only you will know how big this sucker really is.
I am highly impressed that LifeStyles actually spelled this condom correctly, because I fully expected the box to say Phun Bumpz, based on the misspelled names of their other condoms. I am also blown away by the fact that LifeStyles brand makes a lot of traditional condoms, and then, out of the blue, here comes Fun Bumps. Yes, this is a latex condom with a reservoir tip, but that’s where the traditional part of this condom ends.
Personally, I find the bright blue color to be wonderfully stimulating and interesting to look at. I hate to promote gender stereotypes, but there is something about a pastel pink condom that I just can’t get behind. But, this blue is all man. A lot of other colored, textured or flavored condoms seem chinsy or flimsy, but this one is high quality and can withstand a whole lot of bumpin.’ And, it has not just one, not just two, but all 3 of the exotic aforementioned characteristics!
This may be seem melodramatic, but I literally rejoiced over the wafting scent of this condom. It smelled like a piece of delicious candy, which makes it that much more tempting to put in my mouth. It’s like the perfect blend of mint and vanilla. If your partner’s got the whiskey and ashtray breath kickin’, this could be a creative multi-tasking solution for simultaneously receiving oral sex and eliminating their halitosis. Talk about a win win situation!
The shaft of this condom is seriously covered with a full 4.75 inches of alternating rows of bumps. And, these are not your run-of-the-mill bumps. Imagine a magnified tongue, with rows and rows of raised taste buds, of someone who just ate a blue razzberry Blow Pop. This is the Fun Bumps condom. These blue, braille-like bumps are not just ornamental, as they serve an important function, which is pleasing your partner so much that they’ll involuntarily break out in goose bumps.
I sincerely want to fist bump the creator of Fun Bumps. Big props, whoever you are. If your partner is feeling blue, cheer them up with a Fun Bumps screw, and they’ll be wildly exclaiming, “Woo-hoo!”