How To: Posh Wank

Love masturbation, but hate the mess? Trying to get used to the feeling of condoms? Posh wanking is the perfect solution to both of these common issues.

Posh wanking will keep your hand from being forever orange, Mr. Cheat-O!

Posh wanking simply means to masturbate while using a condom. While the term is typically reserved for male masturbation, there is no reason for it not to apply to female masturbation as well. As a matter of fact, we’ve already covered using condoms with unconventional objects during masturbation, and covering sex toys with condoms for hygiene and easy clean-up purposes.

Posh Wanking Improves Safer Sex Skillz

CondomDepot-Learn-HI-too-much-masturbation Putting a condom on while masturbating has many benefits. It can improve your ability to put on a condom quickly and can help you narrow down which condom fits you the best and offers the most sensation. Posh wanking can be very helpful is you’ve had trouble staying hard while wearing a condom with a partner. Wearing a condom during fapping can acclimatize you to the feeling of wearing a condom and you’ll associate condoms with pleasure instead of with a reduction in pleasure. Essentially, masturbating with a condom on will make the transition between masturbation and sex more seamless and it will gives you loads more experience with buying, using and storing condoms. It’s also a great opportunity to find out which kind of condom safe personal lubricant feels the best for you. If you’re unsure as to whether or not you like water-based lubes, silicone-based lubes, warming lubes or climax control lubes, putting a few drops on the inside of the reservoir tip before rolling the condom on can help you to determine your ideal lube. Plus, using an additional lubricant can keep your condom from breaking when the real deal is going down.

Posh Wanking Keeps it Clean

CondomDepot-Learn-HI-jetfuelremovesbedstains If your sheets are covered and semen and your entire hamper is filled with crusty socks, posh wanking can save you a whole lot of time spent hiding the evidence, for cleanup and not to mention the general embarrassment of it. Nobody, not your friends, family, roommates or partner wants to see the aftermath of all of your self love, no matter how sex positive they are, especially when the alternative is so simple– just posh wank and toss your used condom in the trash. You may be thinking, “Use a condom for each fap? I’m not a millionaire!” Rest assured, we have condoms for under a quarter a pop. All you have to do is buy in bulk or get a sampler pack, and you’ll be shocked at how cheap condoms can be. For instance, you can get 102 awesome Crown Skinless Skin condoms for less than 20 bucks. That’s a whole lot of posh wanking for a mere Jackson’s worth. Another reason to posh wank? Toys for boys can get quite messy. Are you growing weary of cleaning out your masturbation sleeve or pocket pussy every single day? Simply put on a condom before you use it. Sick of having to disinfect your prostate massager with Pjur MedClean? Slip a Durex Love over it and no clean up is required! Or, if you’re looking for some added texture, using a ribbed or studded condom, like Caution Wear Wild Rose, can make your old toy seem like a brand new adventure.

Gratuitous Posh gif for your wanking pleasure.

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Comments

  1. @Kara
    Just tried this wanking gloved yesterday, before reading this; and for all the reasons listed! Thanks. I wonder why this isn’t mentioned more in sex ed writing. I was 40 before using my first condom; slow starter. Loved the suggestions above. I’ll pass it on to my friend as we seem to be struggling with the same issue in one fashion or the other.

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