Product Review: a:muse His & Hers Massagers

Admit it. You love those good, good, good, good vibrations! Who doesn’t?  But if you’ve ever been torn between getting your partner a new massager or being a little selfish and grabbing one for yourself, boy do we have the solution for you.

LifeStyles had the grandiose idea of putting two vibrators into one pack in their a:muse His and Hers Massagers kit. With a vibrating ring and a fingertip massager, this kit has something everyone’s gonna love.


This product may have a gendered name, but that doesn’t mean it’s not for everyone. The cock ring can be used on to turn your favorite dildo into a vibrator, and the finger vibe can be used to massage the penis as well as the clitoris. I would caution against using it in the anus since it could very well pop off in too tight of places (especially with lube!), and the anus is much, much deeper than the vagina, which could result in a trip to the ER. Around the outside though? Go nuts.

There’s a big push towards non-toxic toys, and we think that’s awesome. The problem is that it can be very difficult to find out what your toys are made of. I had to do quite a bit of digging to find out what the purple jelly-like substance holding these products together was, but I found out that it’s thermoplastic rubber. While it’s non-toxic, and phthalate-free, TPR can still be porous, which means that even using sex toy cleaner, you run the risk of not getting these little suckers completely germ free. We recommend not sharing them, and using the vibrating ring with a condom to stay safe.

Speaking of, the vibrating ring has three speeds and a stretched circumference of seven inches, which nearly doubles it from it’s un-stretched size and can fit even the girthiest guys without feeling too tight. It can also be worn with your favorite LifeStyles condoms (or any condom, really, but we thought we’d match the theme). My partner and I matched it with LifeStyles SKYN Large to great success. The ring stayed securely in place and it even helped the condom stay where it needed to stay. Bonus!


Find out more about erection ring sizes from our Erection Ring Size Chart.

As for the finger vibe, I was just in love with this little thing. I love clitoral vibes, but I often have issues finding one that’s the right size, and one that my partner can use on me without it always feeling like a doctor’s visit. The finger vibe gave us quite a bit of intimacy, and also had those three levels of vibration. Go for the third. It’s divine.

Both products are also safe to use with any lube or condom. Yay!

Now, are you ready for the best part? The bullet vibrators in both of these products can be removed and replaced. So if you’re just head-over-heels in love with the feeling of either product and are loathe to toss it after the amazing 45 minutes the included battery provides, just replace the bullet. This will also work if you end up with this product and find that it’s not intense enough, but have other favorite bullets.


Overall Rating: 4 Stars

Final Verdict

Really? I mostly just love that a:muse His & Hers Massagers has a fingertip massager. It was my first experience with one and I just love it. The TPR is safe, and even the nubs don’t bug me. Bonus.

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