How-To: Remove Bodily Fluid Stains

You know how mom told you not to play with balls in the house, ‘cause it always makes a mess? Well, Momma knew best.

Keeping Dry While Squirting

You did it. You figured out how to squirt (or how to make your partner do it). But now every time you have sex, all surfaces are soaked through. You/your partner have become a veritable firehose and it’s getting to the point where something needs to be done about it.