Sexy St. Paddy’s Day Wares That’ll Get You Lucky

Looking for a pot of gleaming, gold-wrapped Magnums at the end of the rainbow? Well, you’re in luck! 

Condom Review: Kimono Textured Type-E

Like the extra fun, fraternal twin of the blasé Kimono MicroThin, the jubilant and festively green-tinted Kimono Textured Type-E clearly parties way harder than other textured condoms. How cum? Join me in the afterparty for some product-based pillow talk to find out! 

Condom Review: Beyond Seven Aloe

There is no decibel level for the screech I gave when I opened the Beyond Seven Aloe and realized that it was bright green. Simple things for simple minds, right? But day in and out of witnessing the same, neutral, medical, beige latex, a girl kinda gets a little weary, you know?