Peace, Readers, I’m Out

It’s the saddest day ever! I, your humble writer Sam, am leaving the Condom Depot Learning Center to seek out new adventures.

International Condom Shortages Cause Price Soar Overseas

Newly lowered oil prices may be making us here at the Condom Depot Learning Center breathe a sigh of relief. But for countries that make the majority of their money off this prized resource, things are hard and only getting harder.

Carcinogens in Condoms?

The most recent condom rumor to leave the mill is that condoms can cause cancer. Since this is news to us, we decided to do a little research and were delighted to find that this condom myth has not just been busted, but has been beaten into the ground like the dead horse it is.

Viagra Condom Hits the Market

Viagra Condom makes a very compelling headline. But what exactly does this novel device do? And why hasn’t anyone put the two together before now?

Giant Condom Erected Over Sydney

We get a lot of prank calls from twerps asking for our biggest condoms (longest: Durex XXL; widest: Trojan Magnum XL). But how about a condom that’s over 60 feet (18 meters) long?

What The Contraception Mandate Means For You

If you’ve been following the SCOTUS case about birth control as closely as we have, you’re probably wondering what to do next.

Fake Emergency Contraception Pills

Researchers from Georgia’s Institute of Technology confirmed this week that emergency contraception pills being sold in the South American country of Peru had a high likelihood of being fake.

Durex Buys KY Brand

In a move that seems, well, oddly slick and not in the least bit tacky, Reckitt Benckiser, owner of the Durex brand, has bought KY Lubricants from the Johnson and Johnson company.

Chase Has Some Condom Beef

Today, in the news of absurd and outdated prejudices, Chase Paymentech, the online payment service offered by JP Morgan, is refusing to offer service to Loveability Condoms.

UPDATE: Generic Brands of Plan B Approved For All-Ages

Last April, we reported that Plan B One-Step would now be available to anyone of any age and gender.